Well, Tim, here i am flat
on my back. No, i don't mean i've succumbed to the pleasures Wanchai. It's just
that i've been laid low with food poisoning. Quite infuriating it is as there's
a super party on tonight and I'm just going to have to miss it. Also it
is Chinese New Year's day, so gong hei fat choy! Thus commences the year of the
dog, a very bad year for marriage, so you might as well leave it another year before
you think of sending me one of your telegrams!